On your average day there was an average man taking a morning walk through his neighborhood. As he was strolling down his street he remembered that a local park had opened recently, and decided he should see how it looked.
When he arrived at the park he was was astounded by the work that had been done on the area. There was new landscaping, play sets, benches, and paths. While observing the scenery, he bumped into a mother and her baby.
“Hello there!” he said, “This new park is very nice, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is,” she replied, “I like to come here a lot.”
“I think I will too.” he said, “How old is you baby?”
“She’s as old as the hills.” the mother said. The man, confused by the mothers answer, asked her what she meant.
“The landscaping for this park was finished two months ago, didn’t you know?”